She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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