tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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