did you get engaged???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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