omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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