HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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