I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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