Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
