Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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