Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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