A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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