Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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