Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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