i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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