Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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