Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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