i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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