Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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