I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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