dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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