R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
