Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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