sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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