I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
No subtext here. People are naked.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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