i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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