Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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