I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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