are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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