Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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