i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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