I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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