He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize
