I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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