It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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