I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
