his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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