don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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