I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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