Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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