i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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