Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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