all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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