god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
