can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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