they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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