You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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