Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Boobs are out for the taking
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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