is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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