Will you blow on my dice?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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