i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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