I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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