so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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